Shut it, Mariah

THERE’LL be plenty more on this in the weeks up to 25th December, but I heard my first Christmas song of the year the other day when I braved the town centre... and it wasn’t a pleasant experience.

I don’t want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I not hear any festive tunes until at least we’re in the right month.

And even then shake things up a bit, there are hundreds of them after all.