School’s not out

I CRACKED open a bottle of Moet last week to celebrate the kids going back to school.

Every time I’ve been into town during the summer holidays it has been totally overrun with kids of all ages.

From screaming, screeching little brats ,to moping, gangly teenagers with bad hair and bad skin.

So thank god they’ve gone back to school. Peace at last.

We’ve got our town back.