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Heavy, thundery showers continuing, slow-moving in places leading to local downpours.
Chancery Lane in Retford, northbound at the West Street junction is closed, because of roadworks.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says: “Sorry we don’t serve food.”
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