Ludicrous lashes

What is this new craze all about where people - mostly women - put eyelashes on their silly little cars?

Do they not realise they are making themselves a laughing stock?

Not only are they daft, but they are distracting to other motorists.

You’d never see me deface my Bentley in such a hideous manner.

If I ever strapped a huge, bushy moustache across the grill of my motor I’d be laughed out of town, and rightly so.