Leave Fatso alone

I LOVE a good yarn about a crocodile and last week’s story that a drunk had climbed into an enclosure in Australia and attempted to sit on a 16ft-long, 1,800lb saltwater croc called ‘Fatso’ was a classic.

Amazingly, the idiot survived his encounter with Fatso (I wouldn’t call him that to his face) and just had a few chunks bitten out of his leg as he straddled the poor beast.

Maybe this croc should move to Worksop, he’d fit right in with all the other fatsos.