I’m having a gas

It’S party time - petrol prices are at their lowest in yonks.

You know like when booze is on offer at the supermarket, so you buy a shed load? I’ve been doing the same with what the Yank’s stupidly call ‘gas’.

I’ve been filling up the Bentley, whizzing up and down the bypass until it’s all gone, then filling up again. Great fun.