A bad hair day

Richard Caldwell
Richard Caldwell

CARLTON drug dealer Richard Caldwell was jailed the other week, and if you ask me whoever cut his hair should be locked up as well.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like it in my life.

It really is something.

He looks like he’s been startled by a fire alarm, then dragged backwards and forwards through a hedge several times

I can’t see this look catching on.