TOOK the grand kids to the park the other day and was shocked by what I discovered.
The ‘play’ equipment resembled the kind of stuff you’d expect to find in a Al Qaeda training camp in Tora Bora.
Climbing bars, balance beams, chains, a climbing wall, even a zip wire!
The only thing missing was a workshop where youngsters could learn how to construct a roadside bomb.
What’s wrong with good old swings, roundabouts, and slides, eh?