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Toilet humour

I MUST admit I was a little bit unnerved by the story last week about the Worksop woman who went to the toilet and within an hour had given birth to a baby.

Being the paranoid fella that I am, my trips to the toilet are now fraught with worry.

Who’s to say I’m not some sort of human seahorse, and unbeknownst to me I am gestating a litter of tiny Grundis?

This is the kind of thing that keeps me awake at night (now I’m seriously worried about your mental wellbeing - Ed).

 

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